Terror Alert Raised to Risible

New Prime Minister Gordon Brown has raised the Terror Alert in Britain to Risible from Laughable.

Following the crashing of the first car bomber into a lamp-post outside the Tiger Tiger nightclub in London, the Terror Alert was raised from Useless to Laughable. However, after Hafeez Brainzmissing and co-conspirator, Jihad NaeClue, incinerated themselves at Glasgow airport, the Alert was raised once again, this time to Risible.

Hospitals across the land are witnessing an influx of patients with bruised ribs caused by excessive laughter over the incompetent actions of the 'terrorists'. Pharmacists are reporting a run on rib braces as Brits prepare themselves for the next utterly contemptible attempt at martyrdom.