Girls Are Evil - And I Can Prove It

We all know that girls are a product of time and money. Hence,

Equation 1; Girls = Time x Money

We are also repeatedly told that 'Time is Money'. Hence, substituting 'time' for 'money' in the above equation produces,

Equation 2; Girls = Money x Money

Now bear in mind that 'money is the root of all evil', or

Equation 3; Money = square root (Evil).

Square both sides, and you have

Equation 4; Money x Money = Evil.

Seeing as though we have already deduced in equation 2 that 'Girls = Money x Money',

Girls = Evil

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